I can't really say how this happened, but some very nice people have unfortunately died and left me oodles of money which is fortunate for me

It's an ill wind that blows no good and, though my heart is touched by the passing of Mr Bradley, Mr Greer, Mrs Benson and the hitherto unknown relation Mr. G. Jasper Duffy, I can't help but experience a wild surge of joy at the news.

There's just one small problem with a minor stamp duty fee and apparently some government official has decreed that international transactions require a small deposit first

I plan to travel, see the world, drive through Paris in a sports car with the wind blowing in my hair