Andy Borowitz has a nose for the news.

You remember, of course, his scoop on Barbara Bush when, just days after the former First Lady made widely publicized remarks about people made homeless by Hurricane Katrina, he revealed that Mrs. Bush had been moved to “a new location away from television cameras and microphones.” He added it was 'working very well for her'.

Borowitz reports that GOD’S PHONE LOGS PROVE HE DID NOT SPEAK TO BUSH and that the president’s version of events was “bogus'.

According to Borowitz, God said, “Dude, I don’t even know the guy.”