Oh well done Exxon Mobil Corporation!
Thanks for unveiling your earnings yesterday and sharing the wonderful news with us. You've broken all records, your own and those of every other corporation in the whole world by god.

You made fourth-quarter profit of $10.7 billion, equal to more than $116 million per day over the last three months of 2005. For the year, you earned $36.1 billion, equal to the gross domestic product of Croatia. This figure places you amongst the worlds biggest economies, worth slightly less than Russia, but way ahead of Sweden.

"Our earnings reflect our ability to capture strong industry conditions," said Henry Hubble, the company's investor relations officer. And an uncanny ability to get everyone else to pay to clean up your foul mess in Alaska