Go and get Gizoogled
I found this amazing little generator. The Gizoogler. It translates your pages into modern jive dialect.

I was rather shocked to find that I'm (from my blog user profile)
Susanna Duffy. Baller Shot Calla . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome: female; Astrologizzle Sign droppin hits: Taurus; Zodiac Year gangsta style: Roosta; Industry . Drop it like its hot: Mizzyth, magic n superstizzles Nowadays I spend mah time pimpin' fo` a group of small business thugz as Virtual PA, read'n mystery stories, walk'n along tha creek n Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf

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