You know that awful feeling when you realise you've lost your mobile phone ? What do you do ?

The first thing is to grab another phone and dial your own number. That works for me, I always find it in my coat pocket hanging up behind a door in another room or somewhere equally inaccessible. A Turkish petrol attendant had a different experience however.

When he couldn't find his phone he dialled the number only to hear his dog's stomach ringing.

"I'm just glad my phone wasn't stolen after all," he said. All will end happily when Nature takes her course, he'll be reunited with his Nokia tomorrow.