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Saturday, November 06, 2004

Marry an American

In Canada, This Magazine, the alternative magazine of pop culture and the arts, is encouraging public-spirited individuals to marry an American.

" Now that George W. Bush has been declared the official winner of the November 2 election and shall become the President of the United States for four more years of idiocy, I the undersigned, a Canadian citizen, pledge to liberate, through the legal and binding act of marriage, a willing citizen of the United States of America, of a gender of my choosing, and with one or all of the following political leanings:

discouraged Democrat,
reformed Republican,
apolitical with limited world-domination tendencies. "

Marry an American

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