Coca Cola is introducing a new slogan (while busily introduces a whole new set of beverages that are not Coca Cola) and getting ready to flood the market with the new slogan: ‘Welcome to the Coke side of life!’.

They are optimistic that they can get most of the supermodels in the world to appear in the adverts since most of the supermodels in the world spend most of their time stumbling around on the coke side of life.